A collection of bedtime stories by drew lyon – written in moonlight

WESTFALIA (Cross country with an alluring folk singer. Plus cats!) +
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– Step 1: Get a Really Cool Ship
– Step 2: Find a Suitable Mate
– Step 3: Make Her Love You
– Step 4: Be a Man, Start a Family
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– Step 5: Stay Together or Say Goodbye
– Step 6: Watch Her Get Hurt
– Step 7: Grow Some Goddamn Balls
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– Step 8: Ask Yourself, How Does it Feel?
– Step 9 Mayday!
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FREAKS: THE MUSICAL (Hip-hop meets 1930s horror. Shocking!) +
– 1: The Beginning
– 2: M. Dinosaur
– 3: Cleo & Herc
– 4: Pale Jesse
– 5: The Middle
– 6: What-2-Wear
– 7: Lac Gris
– 8: The End

HALF/WIFE (But what if we were like only married half the time?) +
– Opening
– Last Day of February, 1966
– May One, 1968
– Almost June Thirtieth, 1971
– New Year’s Day, 1976
– September First, 1984
– Halloween, 1988
– Closing